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She made you cry, she made you laugh, but come 2011, she'll be gone forever. That's right, Oprah made a tearful announcement today....Read more
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Yeah, we basically just said WTF too. He's boned every broad in Hollywood to date---well, really the C-List and D-List ones---and now he apparently has his hands on newly separated Avril Lavgine. I don't know, the thought of these two kind of make me want to vomit...Read more
I'm just waiting for Dr. Drew to jump on to produce Plastic Surgery Celeb Rehab. Seriously, it's screaming for VH1 when it comes to Read more
Okay, I have a slight dilemma when it comes to Johnny Depp. Basically I can't control myself when it comes to the sight of his amazingly, perfect face. I've met a many celebrities in my time, but let's just say this: I wouldn't let myself meet Johnny Depp. Because then I'd be locked up...Read more
Bar Rafaeli is pretty damn near perfect. We'd like to slap Leonardo DiCaprio upside the head for this hot mess mistake. Sure, he probably can lay any dumb blonde in the country, but Bar is one of those girls you keep for mama and marriage. And what a perfect wife she would have been...Read more
Yikes, Rihanna surely doesn't want to see this angle of herself anymore. Usually we see her looking every inch of perfection, but I guess even celebrities have their bad day. And for Ri, it must of been one hell of a day when she stepped into a car like this and gave paps something to yell about...Read more
I really could care less about Ashley Tisdale. But I figure since she's in her early 20s, but still stuck in that tweendom fan range, I might as well talk about her since she's in a bikini...Read more
The apple doesn't far from the tree in the case of these once two best friends. Seems like Paris Hilton's a bit jealous of Kim Kardashian. Paris is a little peeved that she got Kim on her way in the Hollywood circuit and has since then blossomed into a more famous crab infested Hollywood ho than Paris---hey, her sex tape was a smidge more entertaining...Read more
Well, this here proves it. Megan Fox can literally roll out of bed and still look amazing. Sure, I'd love to rip her to shreds for being a chick and having this amazing trait. Nerds around America cheered when they saw these pics. Someone like Megan Fox can, after all, get down and dirty as a nerd...Read more
I'm pretty surprised that MTV has yet to sign Audrina Patridge's fake rack to its own reality show. I feel that plastic would be more interesting than ceiling eyes herself. Can anyone disagree? And just look at these poor girls...Read more
Blake Lively. A goddess, amazing rack, and ultimate tease. Time after time she has proven to hold Hollywood's best rack at the moment. Go you, Blakey...Read more