Mariah Carey

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Because the first thing we all wake up and think about in the morning is "Gee! I'd love to drink some lame crap stamped with Mariah Carey's name on it!" To solidify how full of herself she truly is, Mariah will now be creating her own personal champagne to sell. Only unicorn, rainbow lovin' idiots think it will sell...Read more

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Tune in to the Golden Globes on Sunday night? Notice a running theme? It was boobtastic. From Mariah Carey's sausage fitting outfit (I'm sorry, dress two sizes too small?) to Christina Hendricks stuffed top melons, we'd say the Golden Globes really were the golden globes this year...Read more

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Get it? Mariah Carey, huge a$$, vacationing in Aspen?...Read more

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Can a publicist jump in there and pull Mariah Carey off Nick Cannon before she eats him? Seriously, it's like she skipped a meal and needed to attack his lip in front of the cameras to make up for time lost with food. And if that face on Nick doesn't say pain, then what the hell does...Read more

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It's Boobie Tuesday! Check it out, we made it up for today (obviously) because we were so overwhelmed with the amount of cleavage there was this last week. To start things off, Mariag Carey at a UNICEF event. Not our favorite, but here it is...Read more

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Okay. We're not calling Mariah Carey fat because honestly none of us are perfect. But we are saying that home girl needs to put on the clothing rather than take it off. Newsflash: You're not in your 20s or 30s anymore, Mariah. Start acting your age...Read more

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You know most of us understand that whether we like it or not, we're going to grow up. Yeah, it truly does suck, but we get it and you can't fight it---even if you have millions to botox up your fizzace. Unfortunately for Mariah Carey, home girl still thinks she's stuck in her 20s. News Flash: we'd really prefer it if you kept it classy from now on because no one wants to see a desperate 40-year-old...Read more

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Ugh, Mariah Carey. Did home girl get the note that she's not in her 20's anymore and doesn't look half as good as she used to? Not that she's fat, but when your legs look like they were stuffed into jean material like a sausage, we've got problems...Read more

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Oh Mariah Carey. First you just had to prove to everyone that Eminem is Obsessed with you...then he basically retaliated and tore your arse apart. Now you're trying to find that once inner early 90s cute girl...unfortunately, that time is long and gone and you just look like a hot, curly mess...Read more

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