Paris Hilton in a bikini doing absolutely nothing. Basically the life she leads on a day-to-day basis...Read more





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Since my birthday just passed, I can go on the record and state that NO, I did not get on a strip pole in front of my parents and show them my "skill." Read more
Paris Hilton in a bikini doing absolutely nothing. Basically the life she leads on a day-to-day basis...Read more
A wedding between two morons doesn't really appeal to us much. Paris Hilton's apparently going to be engaged for the 2532nd time to that flavor of the year she's been dating, Doug Reinhardt. Or so do "inside sources" to the couple claim...Read more
Who knew Paris Hilton had a stalker inside herself? While lunching in West Hollywood the other day, Paris somehow recognized two Twilight producers at the same eatery. Basically to sum this up, she made a fool of herself while pretty much begging to audition for the next sequel...Read more
Yeah, she's basically about five years outdated, but to Miss Paris Hilton she must believe she's still relevant. Relevant enough to even consider going on a world wide tour, lip-synching performing some new tunes. This girl can barely function while she's drunk dancing...we doubt choreography can even help...Read more
This was a good move---why increase the probability of your guests contacting some type of disease with the Hiltons around? The Kardashians are already enough. Read more
Paris Hilton has been a good girl lately. She looks lovely in her soft pink and brown dress but we think the bentley looks better...Read more
Because making our ears bleed the first time around wasn't enough, word on the street is that Paris Hilton is recording her second album. Another 12 songs of agony and pain. Sure we don't have to listen, but is it our faults that we'll turn on the radio and be forced to?...Read more
Only psychopaths and serial killers should be allowed to stalk Paris Hilton's life. So leave it to some moron in Dubai to spy on the heiress while she chilled in her hotel room. This idiot also had the time and money to bug the most intellectual personality of our time. Her bodyguards found a bug in her room. And no, it wasn't crabs...Read more
Looks like it didn't take too much time for Paris to get over Doug Reinhardt and unleash that inner whore we all love and know. Things are getting hot and heavy for Paris Hilton and her new victim, multi-million dollar soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo. Okay just because they were caught making out and hanging out two nights in a row doesn't mean much in our books. We really think they met up to exchange numbers for the perfect orange glow...Read more
Not that were surprised because Paris Hilton holding down a guy is almost as realistic as her great skills at givingwe all saw the video, we dont need to go any further. Looks like the heiress has given social whore Doug Reinhardt the boot. Well give her kudos for making it last almost six months. Were surprised she was able to count that high...Read more
Paris Hilton and her studly, yet serial killer-esque looking boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, attended the Fifi Awards in NYC this week where she openly ripped into The Hills. You know, the show where Doug Reinhardt was openly dumped by Lauren Conrad...Read more