Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Megan Fox Half Naked = Sales at the Box Office

Megan Fox Half Naked = Sales at the Box Office
Category: megan fox, naked, box office, movies, alienate
October 2, 2008, 10:00 am

There is a particular formula agencies use to calculate how much a movie will make at the box office. The equation is a perfect balance between sex sells and well sex sells. Let me explain how the formula works and why Megan Fox is the queen of box office hits...

Hot (Actress + Body of Water)^69 x (White Shirt + Bra + Panties) + (36 x 24 x 36) + (Alcohol) = $

It's simple math people!


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comments (3)

  • 1. CHAOS
    The only smart and intellectual thing I can say to respond to this article is, "Wa wa wee wa!"
    275 days ago
  • 2. Television Voyeur
    So the entire movie will sell just for that one scene?
    275 days ago
  • 3. wtf
    what movie is that?!
    242 days ago
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