Thursday, October 9th, 2008

#20 - Tila Tequila

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Famous for having the most friends on Myspace and for her attraction to other girls, Tila Tequila rides in at #20 on our list of celebrities with dazzling Magic Mountains.

#19 - Paris Hilton

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Even hotel heiress, Paris Hilton, can make an impression. It's no wonder just how attractive a wonderbra can make you look feel. Either way, Paris Hilton made our list of water-balloon carrying hotties at #19.

#18 - Jodie Marsh

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English glamour model Jodie Marsh, has a set of bombs capable of bringing down the embassy. When she's not appearing topless or causing a scene on Big Brother, Jodie Marsh can be seen at #18 on our list of big bosomed babes.

#17 - Tara Reid

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Any horse with two eyes can figure out the secret to Tara Reid's success. If you were putting your money on her incredible acting career, you'd be wrong sir! With her melon-sized gobstoppers and pepperoni-sized, post-operation nipples Tara Reid heats up the countdown at a sizzling #17.

#16 - Ashlee Simpson

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Jessica Simpson's little sister, ain't so tiny! Despite her sagging career as a song-stress, Ashlee Simpson manages to keep abreast on things that matter, like marriage and pregnancy. For reasons relating to child birth, we have bounced Ashlee Simpson into slot #16.

#15 - Carmen Electra

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After she was Singled Out on MTV, Carmen Electra joined the cast of Baywatch. Her work as an actress/dancer hasn't been an epic journey, but if my mammaries are correct, I'd say she's had a very well-rounded career. Carmen Electra busts out at #15.

#14 - Petra Nemcova

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Her career as a fashion, Victoria's Secret, and Sports Illustrated model is awe-inspiring. Petra Nemcova is a delicate flower with two budding flourishing sprouts. Her chesticles are so captivating, we filed this girl at #14 up on our rack.

#13 - Christina Aguilera

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Christina Aguilera could shatter this list with her voice alone, but thankfully she's got a pair of Lady Marmelade Cha-Chas, to help lift and separate her from the rest. For hitting the high notes and exposing those funbags we propped Aguilera to lucky #13.

#12 - Rihanna

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Rihanna's appearance on the Billboard Hot 100 wasn't entirely due to her singing abilities. Her good looks, stunning physique, and Grand Canyon-like, chocolate cupcakes, helped this singer rock our charts at #12.

#11 - Katy Perry

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When she's not writing songs about kissing other girls and liking it, Katy Perry likes to just hang out, literally! Katy Perry has a set of big, beautiful bazongas, hence the #11 position.

#10 - Kim Kardashian

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Shaking her way into the #10 spot is Kim Kardashian. Mainly known for her rump, Kim Kardashian has two other bumbs that are starting to gain attention. May I present, Exhibit A and Exhibit B, respectively.

#9 - Jessica Simpson

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Bigger isn't always the breast. Err...best! Jessica Simpson is a Grade A celebrity with moderate-sized milk wagons. Her multi-talented, multi-faceted career is just another reason why Jessica's radio dials breaks our list into single digits, at #9.

#8 - Scarlett Johansson

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Scar-Jo became famous for her outstanding performance in The Horse Whisperer. But let's be honest, there is nothing quiet about Scarlett Johansson. From her vivacious green eyes, to her heavenly hooters, it's no doubt she's a star at #8 on our list.

#7 - Elizabeth Hurley

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Before her roll in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, little was known of Elizabeth Hurley. Those days, however, are long gone. Hurley manages to juggle her Hogan's Heroes quite well as she struts along the busy street. She is multi-talented and downright beautiful. Oh yeah, she also shagged the #7 spot.

#6 - Sofia Vergara

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The spotlight came naturally to Sofia Vergara as she became the co-host of Fuera de Serie on the Univision Spanish-language network. She was the co-host with the most cleavage and for that reason we plopped her cajungas at el numero seis (#6).

#5 - Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Cast into Party of Five, it is quite obvious why Jennifer Love Hewitt is #5 on our list. It's because of her Party of Two, get it, because she has two giant breasts.

#4 - Nikki Cox

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We really could sit here and blab on some more about Nikki Cox and what wonderful rolls she has been a part of, but come on, look at those flashing headlights. She is #4 on our list for a reason people...

#3 - Salma Hayek

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Singer, actor, producer, and director, Salma Hayek is talented to say the least. If her career were to ever nose dive, it's safe to say, her dual air bags would promptly save her life. Salma bursts through out list at #3.

#2 - Halle Berry

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She's an Academy and Emmy Award-winning actress; Halle Berry even has a pair of dazzling Golden Globes. Shazzam! Halle Berry has won her spot at #2 on our list of beautiful women with beautiful sweater kittens.

#1 - Marisa Miller

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Ladies and gentlemen, the weapons of mass distraction have been found. Marisa Miller has topped our list at the #1 position for exposing her artillery, including this pair of matching torpedos.

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