What could washed up Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton have in common? Well nothing really, other than Jessica's pathetic attempt to attach her star quality name to anyone that is still breathing. Or hasn't publicly left her yet. Us Weekly reports that after Dolly Parton's Twitter post complaining about pain from her oversized fun bags, Jess felt the need to pipe in with her two cents:
Simpson,29--who has called Parton an Idol--responded with a smile:"Amen, Sister!"
She is like one of those little hyper-active Yorkies who won't stop humping your leg. Annoying, but harmless. Newsflash: Nobody cares about you or anything that has to do with your body disproportions. Somebody should really tell her to stop calling negative attention to herself, since good ole' Dad Joe clearly won't. Who can forget the questionable 2004 interview with GQ where Joe blatantly called his own daughters endowments sexy:
She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"
Ew. Someone get this family in check, PLEASE. At least for the sake of her nephew Bronx, who did nothing to deserve being born into this creepy family.
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009
What do Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton Have in Common?
Category: Jessica Simpson, Dolly Parton, Desperate, Big Boobs
November 4, 2009, 11:00 am
November 4, 2009, 11:00 am
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