You guys all know who Russell Brand is right? Just kidding, nobody knows who this guy is. Wikipedia barely knows who the hell he is. Anyways, to make a short story long, this Russell Brand character looks like Edward Scissor hands brother (if he had one), just more scary looking. Due to the fact he is a star, and I use that term lightly, he's able to score some of the classiest women I've ever seen. I mean just look at the lack of make up and natural beauty these women possess. From their mascara-laden eyes, you can almost see a hint of love, strength, and integrity. I bet Russell Brand is quietly searching for a cure for the common cold herpes right about now. Oh and PS, you sucked at hosting the MTV Awards last year, way to ruin one of the only things I look forward to...
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009
Rusell Brand Nabs Classy Women, Prays for Herpes Cure
Category: Russell Brand, classy, women, bar
January 27, 2009, 3:00 pm
January 27, 2009, 3:00 pm
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