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    <link>http://www.hollwoodshake.com/</link>
    <description>Celebrity News At Its Finest.</description>
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      <title>Jennifer Love Hewitt is Single, Hooray!</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/girls/jennifer_love_hewitt_is_single_hooray</link>
      <description>After three wonderful years together, &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/jennifer_love_hewitt&quot;&gt;Jennifer Love Hewitt&lt;/a&gt; and fianc&amp;#233; Ross McCall are finished. While their friends were surprised, I could probably find you five and a half million people who are totally happy...</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>One More Reason to Watch 90210, AnnaLynne McCord</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/girls/one_more_reason_to_watch_90210_annalynne_mccord</link>
      <description>If you're like me and cannot fathom turning on your television to watch 30 minutes of &lt;em&gt;90210&lt;/em&gt; only to see 4 seconds of &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/annalynne_mccord&quot;&gt;AnnaLynne McCord&lt;/a&gt; in a bikini, you turn to the Internet. Enjoy these hand-selected pictures of &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/annalynne_mccord&quot;&gt;AnnaLynne McCord&lt;/a&gt; enjoying herself at the beach...</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>A Little Birdie Told Me Will Smith Plays Golf, Zing!</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/a_little_birdie_told_me_will_smith_plays_golf_zing</link>
      <description>&lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/will_smith&quot;&gt;Will Smith&lt;/a&gt; enjoying some off time and working on his swing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Prepare for an overly used (yet still funny), &lt;b&gt;Happy Gilmore&lt;/b&gt; joke, &lt;em&gt;This guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff...&lt;/em&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Kelly Brook Has a Sand Powered Vagina</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/girls/kelly_brook_has_a_sand_powered_vagina</link>
      <description>In order to understand the title of this post correctly, you'll need to take a second look at the picture above. &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/kelly_brook&quot;&gt;Kelly Brook&lt;/a&gt; spent the weekend at the beach to celebrate the New Year and a bright green bathing suit, along side boyfriend Danny Cipriani. The two frolicked along the sandy dunes of St. Lucia...</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Spears and Federline Feud, Not Married Yet</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/spears_and_federline_feud_not_married_yet</link>
      <description>&lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/britney_spears&quot;&gt;Britney Spears&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/kevin_federline&quot;&gt;Kevin Federline&lt;/a&gt; are at it again, only this time, they aren't the spotlit couple. As reported earlier this month, Federline and his new girlfriend, Victoria Prince, have been spotted mingling, bowling, and just having some...</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>John Travolta's Son Jett Died, Blow to Head</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/john_travoltas_son_jett_died_blow_to_head</link>
      <description>&lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/john_travolta&quot;&gt;John Travolta&lt;/a&gt;'s son, Jett Travolta, died instantly yesterday in the Bahamas. Sixteen year-old Jett, an Autism patient, smacked his head into a bathtub, toilet seat, or both, reports say, and died on impact from the severe blow to the head...</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Wishing You a Happy New Year, 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/girls/wishing_you_a_happy_new_year_2009</link>
      <description>Here at &lt;b&gt;HC&lt;/b&gt; we are taking New Year's Day off to spend time with our friends and family. Depending on the hangover, we might be gone the day after as well. We encourage you to spend time with your loved ones, party hard, and most importantly relax! Be safe and Happy Freaking New Year people...</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Divorce, Coming Soon</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/girls/jennifer_lopez_and_marc_anthony_divorce_coming_soon</link>
      <description>There goes the bride, there goes the bride... &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/jennifer_lopez&quot;&gt;Jennifer Lopez&lt;/a&gt; and Marc Anthony are scheduled to announce their plans for divorce after Anthony's show. The best part is, it's on &lt;b&gt;Valentine's Day&lt;/b&gt;...</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Alicia Keys Pigs Out While Texting in a Bikini, Multi-tasker</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/girls/alicia_keys_pigs_out_while_texting_in_a_bikini_multitasker</link>
      <description>&lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/alicia_keys&quot;&gt;Alicia Keys&lt;/a&gt; spotted devouring food, text messaging, and catching a tan, all while relaxing outside in a bikini...</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Elle Macpherson Beach Surprise</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/girls/elle_macpherson_beach_surprise</link>
      <description>&lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/elle_macpherson&quot;&gt;Elle Macpherson&lt;/a&gt; was spotted enjoying herself in Sydney Harbour this weekend. The Australian supermodel strutted her goods in a two piece bikini, alongside a &lt;em&gt;possible&lt;/em&gt; new man in her life...</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Meg Ryan Out and About West Hollywood, Madeo</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/girls/meg_ryan_out_and_about_west_hollywood_madeo</link>
      <description>The last time we heard from &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/meg_ryan&quot;&gt;Meg Ryan&lt;/a&gt;, she was chatting with Tom Hanks in some dirty chat room on &lt;b&gt;AOL&lt;/b&gt; in &lt;em&gt;You've Got Mail&lt;/em&gt;. The only thing that looks to be dirty now is her hair...</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Holly Madison Leaked New Pictures!</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/girls/holly_madison_leaked_new_pictures</link>
      <description>Some pictures of &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/holly_madison&quot;&gt;Holly Madison&lt;/a&gt; leaked their way onto this Internets this week just in time for the New Year. Which brings me to my New Years resolution for 2009, ingrain these &lt;b&gt;13&lt;/b&gt; photos from 2008 into my head...</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Simon Cowell Shows Off in Barbados, Ladies Swoon!</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/simon_cowell_shows_off_in_barbados_ladies_swoon</link>
      <description>&lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/simon_cowell&quot;&gt;Simon Cowell&lt;/a&gt; showed off his &lt;em&gt;smokin'&lt;/em&gt; body in Barbados this weekend. Ladies should be swooning any minute now. Go on, swoon...</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Heidi Denied Access to Club, Starts Crying</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/girls/heidi_denied_access_to_club_starts_crying</link>
      <description>Finally, my prayers have been answered! America's most hated couple, &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/heidi_montag&quot;&gt;Heidi Montag&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/spencer_pratt&quot;&gt;Spencer Pratt&lt;/a&gt; (a.k.a. Bimbo and Dumbo), were denied access to a wrap party at &lt;em&gt;Butter&lt;/em&gt; in New York this week. But what's a girl...</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Ashley Tisdale's Bod in Shape Magazine, Oh God</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/girls/ashley_tisdales_bod_in_shape_magazine_oh_god</link>
      <description>How is the February edition of &lt;em&gt;Shape Magazine&lt;/em&gt; out already? On second thoughts, why do they think we care about &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/ashley_tisdale&quot;&gt;Ashley Tisdale&lt;/a&gt; in a bikini? Tisdale's appearance marks the second Anniversary of me not giving two craps about her or her plastic surgery nightmare of a nose. The issue asks, &lt;em&gt;How stars like &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/ashley_tisdale&quot;&gt;Ashley Tisdale&lt;/a&gt; stay fit?&lt;/em&gt; in...</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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